Hi, my name is Dan, and I’m a food addict. Hi Dan!

I know little to nothing about the culinary arts, or anything else for that matter, but I do know one thing with absolute certainty: food is awesome. I love food, I love to cook, and I love to write. You should read this blog if you love food too – I’ll love you if you do.

Entries include a mixture of my (mis)adventures in the kitchen, often accompanied by photos and recipes, and short narrative food essays and stories meant to make you laugh, cry, or chow down on the indulgence of your choice until you start laughing or crying.

For the origin story of the Food Child, click here. To request a restaurant for me to review, click here. Otherwise, click on one of the categories to the right or read new posts here.